Valentine’s Day Thoughts

I came across this ad in one of those free daily papers the other day :

“Plan to be spontaneous this Valentine’s Day. Come and get a payday advance and treat your loved one to something truly special “

Now that’s ripping your pocket off with some usurious interest rates – isn’t it ? 😯 What do these folks charge you, 20 % of the amount or even more ? It is good news that in 2009 this province declared Feb 15 as Family Day, an official holiday. Those who get paid on the 15th of Feb will get their salaries earlier, hopefully early enough to celebrate Valentine’s with a bang 🙂 This new holiday declaration extends Valentine’s into a family celebration more so if it falls on a long weekend. That’s swell. For those without children, Valentine’s will be a 2 day affair 😉 Valentine’s is one day when lovers reflect on their relationship and impress one another with cool gifts. Others simply go with the flow and celebrate the day with a nice dinner or a date to a movie, play or a concert. Incidentally, we had our pre-Valentine celebration to a Mariah Carey concert last Tuesday. Dang, Mariah showed up almost 2 hours late – I’ll blog about this later 😦 No elaborate plans for Valentine’s this time except for a dinner with the wifey and the daughter and a short trip up north to enjoy the long weekend. We’d be cruising the malls for a bit too so I won’t be surprised if we pick up something dandy for each of us 😎

Here’s some cool Valentine’s jokes from my jokes folder 🙂

 

THE PICK UP LINE

My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, “I just used a regular 56K modem.” 😆

 

THE WIFE’S REVENGE

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance. “You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy’s arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. “You was right all along Missus,” the old man says, “I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push ’em back in!” :mrgreen:

COMPLIMENT

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: ‘I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.’ He replies, ‘Your eyesight is perfect.’ 🙂
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